Thursday, January 19, 2012

Awkward and Awesome Thursday!

I keep telling my boss that she is trying to sabotage my healthy lifestyle.
She keeps making monkey bread, muffins, cookies, cupcakes.
Then, I remember I work at a bakery.
Oh yeah...

- Waking up and thinking, "Yeah, I look good enough to go without makeup today."  Half way through the day, looking in the mirror..."What was I thinking?"
- When you run to the store "really quick" so you go in sweats with hair all messy and no make up on {and we've already determined that is not a good look for me} and proceed to see every person you have ever met.  Including, but not limited to, former teachers, long lost friends, and most importantly, hot guys.  Oy vey.
- When Danielle reads my blog with me next to her.  Example:

Me: "Danielle, what are you laughing at?"
Danielle: "Your blog!"
Me: "Dani, don't read my blog right in front of me!"
Danielle: "Why not?!  If you don't want people to read it, don't post it."

Ok, she might not have said that last line, but I know that's what she was thinking.  It's true.  If I didn't want people reading every detail of my life, why would I write a blog for everyone to see.  Or post it on Facebook, inviting all my friends to read it.  So, go ahead and read all of my interesting, stupid, funny, sad, silly, and sappy blog posts. :)

- Not only am I not hating my workouts, I'm actually loving them.  Who would have thought?!  But when I start my 1/2 marathon training, I'm sure I'll start to hate it a little.  Or a lot.
- Yay for fun weekend plans.  Getting together with an old friend to go out for tea {yes, like a grown up tea party} and shopping downtown at the market.
- Working with my friend Megan.  When we are closing the shop together we like to turn the music up, sing, and, on occasion, dance!  Could you sing Hanson to your co-workers without being judged?  Didn't think so.
- This song --

I heard this song in spin class tonight and it was super motivating.
Not as motivating as "Sexy and I Know It" but really, is any song as motivating?

- This video.  I apologize to my readers, mother, and Jesus for the video title having a four letter word in it.  But it's just too funny to not post!

Every person I show this to has the same reaction to it -- "Lindsey, that is YOU!"
Haha I admit it....I want to know where the hot guys are!



  1. Lindsey! This is hilarious :D I can read this in your voice and it's making it even funnier. Also, the video was great :)

  2. haha i love this! i'm seriously laughing out loud!

  3. Hahahahahah I love your blog and j love it even more when you're sitting beside me a I read it!! You're such a good blog writer!!

  4. This post is hilarious!!! I love it. Especially the not wearing makeup part, I always go to work without it, (I work at 5AM, in's understandable!) and I think I look fine, until I go on my first break and I see that I look like a washed old zombie freak.

    Also, the single girl video is awesome. Your whole blog is awesome. I'm following.